(via ruinedchildhood)
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
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Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What
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I’d rather get hit by a car than have my heart broken ever again
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I just want everyone to know that this bit is exactly what being 24 feels like
32 and still feeling it.
(via ruinedchildhood)
every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time
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Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻
I’ve been trying to do this for 10 years and it’s safe to say it’s not working at all
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when people text you first but then don’t respond ??????! …..wyd?????? ….. what ya want??????
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